My Job Is To Come Up With

Where's The Great Pay? Where's The Travel? Where's The Winnebago, Goddamnit!

We All Wish We Could Be In More Than One Place At The Same Time. People With Families Feel Guilty All The Time-if We Spend Too Much Time With Our Family, We Feel We're Not Working Hard Enough.

If Chevy Chase Had Not Been An Actor, He Might Have Been A Very Popular Guy In Advertising Or Whatever Field He Would Have Gone Into, Because Of His Charisma.

I Never Work Just To Work. It's Some Combination Of Laziness And Self-respect.

Most People Live Somewhere On The Spectrum Of Anxiety And Depression.