I Try To Have Sex As Much

Everyone's So Timid And Afraid To Insult Anybody, But In The End, It's Like We're All Trying To Please Everyone. In The End, We Please No One.

I Got To Play With Nintendo's Wii, Yes It's A Funny Name And Not Very Revolutionary But It Was Fun Whipping Your Arms Around.

I Was In A Military Family, So By The Time I Was 13 I'd Lived In Six Different Places.

I Want You To Like Me, But I Don't Care If You Don't.

I Think It's Always Funny When Somebody Thinks You're Going To Do Something Super Sexy And Then You Don't.