I Try Not To Have Too Much

First Of All, Weren't All The Best Beatings In The Trailer For 'the Passion Of The Christ'? I Hate When The Trailer Gives Away All The Best Stuff.

Sharks Are Like Dogs. They Only Bite When You Touch Their Private Parts.

Studio People Are Idiots. Until They See Someone Else Doing It And Make A Success Of It, They Don't Open Their Minds. Most Of Them Are Idiots.

I Lost That Excitement I Had When I First Started Out. It Was All About The Need To Just Get A Job, And So I Found The Joy Again When I Was Writing Deuce Bigelow. I Was Laughing So Hard And Along With My Writing Partner At The Time, Simply Laughing Until We Cried

People Don't Ask Andre Agassi, 'you Know You're The No. 1 Tennis Player In The World... Have You Thought About Polo?'