I Try Not To Have Too Much

Sharks Are Like Dogs. They Only Bite When You Touch Their Private Parts.

A Woman Can Laugh And Cry In Three Seconds And It's Not Weird. But If A Man Does It, It's Very Disturbing. The Way I'd Describe It Is Like This: I Have Been Allowed Inside The House Of Womanhood, But I Feel That They Wouldn't Let Me In Any Of The Interesting Rooms.

I Lost That Excitement I Had When I First Started Out. It Was All About The Need To Just Get A Job, And So I Found The Joy Again When I Was Writing Deuce Bigelow. I Was Laughing So Hard And Along With My Writing Partner At The Time, Simply Laughing Until We Cried

I Want To Make Films That Make People Laugh Hard, And I Am Not Afraid To Walk Away From This Business Tomorrow.

Studio People Are Idiots. Until They See Someone Else Doing It And Make A Success Of It, They Don't Open Their Minds. Most Of Them Are Idiots.