I Took Classical Piano Lessons From The

The One Thing I Do Have Is Good Ears. I Don't Mean Perfect Pitch, But Ears For Picking Things Up. I Developed My Ear Through Piano Theory, But I Never Had A Guitar Lesson In My Life, Except From Eric Clapton Off Of Records.

It Makes Me Feel Kind Of Weird, But Obviously The Man Upstairs Gave Me Something And It Touches People, And I'm Just So Blessed.

I Applied To Uncyclopedia Bassists, And Was Accepted!!

When Van Halen Started Out, There Was No Path To Fame. We Just Played What We Liked. Even Today It Always Comes Down To The Simplicity Of Rock And Roll.

Cancer Is Like A Cockroach. It Just Comes Back Stronger. I'm Tearing Apart The Immune System Of The Cockroach And Seeing How It Ticks. I've Opened Up My Own Pathology Center.