It Makes Me Feel Kind Of Weird,

Sometimes I Just Want To Lick David Lee Roth In The Nuts

Holdsworth Is So Damned Good That I Can't Cop Anything. I Can't Understand What He's Doing. I've Got To Do This [does Two-hand Tapping], Whereas He'll Do It With One Hand.

It Comes Back To The Same Old Question People Are Always Asking Me: 'when Are You Going To Do A Solo Record?' Well, If I Did, It Would Probably Be Similar To 'baluchitherium,' Meaning It Would Be Van Halen Music - Which I Write Anyway - But Without Singing.

It's Funny, When Bands Or Younger Musicians Ask Me: 'so, What Does It Take To Make It?' Well, First Explain To Me What You Mean By 'making It': Do You Want To Be A Rock Star Or Do You Want Music To Be Your Livelihood?

I Don't Feel A Day Older When It Comes To My Approach To Music Or What Gets Me Off Than When I Was A Teenager. I've Always Been Into Different Kinds Of Stuff And When I Play I Like To Play Loud. I Like My Arm Hairs To Move And I Like My Body To Vibrate 'cause I Like The Feel Of It; I'm Still A Teenager At Heart.