I Took A Groundlings Class In My

I Have A Lot Of Girl Friends Who Are Very Adept At Making Friends, And Guys Are Just Not.

I Have A Father Who Came From Nothing And Conquered The World. The Last Thing I'm Going To Do Is Sit Here And Spend His Money And Try To Look Pretty. That's Not Interesting To Me At All.

Comedy Is Like Music, And The Way To Make The Best Music Is To Have Skilled Musicians In Your Band.

Streaking Through A Large Crowd Has Always Been A Secret Fantasy Of Mine.

I Think You Make Mistakes, Especially In Your Twenties, Where You Date Guys You Wouldn't Even Be Friends With - Ever.