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If A Man Dies When You Hang Him, Keep Hanging Him Until He Gets Used To It.

Chopsticks Are One Of The Reasons The Chinese Never Invented Custard.

Any Man Can Be 62, But It Takes A Bus To Be 62a.

How Long Was I In The Army? Five Foot Eleven.

Blessed Are The Cracked, For They Let In The Light