I Told You I Was Ill. (on

The Most Difficult Book I Have Ever Read Was A Manual On The Use Of Iron Bangles By A.j. Thompson.

If A Man Dies When You Hang Him, Keep Hanging Him Until He Gets Used To It.

I Told You I Was Ill. (on His Headstone)

To Harry Secombe: I Hope You Die First As I Don't Want You Singing At My Funeral.

There Is A Time To Live, A Time To Die, A Time To Laugh, And At No Time Are The Three Of Them Very Far Apart.