I Thrive Most When I Have To

I Think I Was A Terrible Husband, I Think I'm A Terrible Boyfriend.

I Was In A Band And It Wasn't Working Out The Way I Wanted. Then Somehow, Little By Little, I Started Doing A Couple Comedy Things. All Of A Sudden I Was Being Asked To Do More And More Comedy Things. There Was This Message From The World Saying, "maybe You Should Go This Direction."

I'm So Glad Cities Have Personalities, Just Like People Have Personalities. That's Something That Makes Me Smile.

I Have An Inability To Relax. I Try To Make Every Day A Work Day. I Get Pleasure From Work... I Try To Think Of Sketch Ideas, Stand-up Pieces. I Am Incapable Of Leisure And Leisure Time.

When I First Started Going To Portland, People Told Me About Stumptown. They Were Like 'oh, It's The Best Coffee,'and I Thought, 'how Good Could It Really Be?' I'm Like, 'sure, Great, Uh... I'd Love To See It.' But Then When I Went, It Truly, I Am Not Kidding, Is The Best Coffee I Have Ever Had.