I Think We Can All Agree That

I Was In A Tailspin Of Confusion I Hadn't Experienced Since The First Time I Heard George W. Bush Speak.

The Last Time A Straight Man Worked In The Fashion Industry, We Got A Fanny Pack.

You Get Photographed Together When There's 25 People With You And People Assume That You're Having Sex, Which Is Definitely Not The Case.

If You Get Into A Customer Service Fight With A Hooker, Even If You're In The Right, You're In The Wrong.

The Only Reason I Think I Would Marry A Foreigner Would Be To Have Kids With Weird Accents.