I Think Those Neighborhood Signs That Say

I've Always Wanted To Have A Greek Sitcom Called Olive Lucy.

I Have Never Been Much Of A Groomer. I Take Baths A Lot, But I Don't Wear Deodorant. I Don't Have To. I Have A Miraculous Body Scent. I've Had Women Smell Me And Say That Should Be Bottled. I Would Advise Guys To Lay Off The Drakkar, Because The Cavemen Weren't Wearing It. They Might Have Been Putting Mint Leaves On Their Balls, But Your Scent Is Grown Naturally. I Have Really Good Dating Advice.

I Have A Lot Of Growing Up To Do. I Realized That The Other Day Inside My Fort.

When You Look Like I Do Its Hard To Get A Table For One At Chucky Cheese.

My Brother Has Add, Which Is Weird Because He Drives A Ford Focus. I Told My Brother That Joke But He Didn't Laugh Because He Got Distracted By My Shoe Strings.