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Life Is Not Measured By The Breaths You Take, But By The Moments That Take Your Breaths Away.

There Are Only Two Places In The World: Over Here And Over There.

Once The High Priests And The Traders Took Over, We Were Lost As A Species.

The Only Thing High-definition Television Will Do Is Provide Sharper Images Of The Garbage.

Now, Some People Do This For Shock Value. Shock Is Just Another Uptown Word For Surprise. Granted It Has A Different Quality To It, But A Joke Is About Surprising Someone. I'm A Great Believer In Context. You Can Joke About Anything. I Do Like Finding Out Where The Line Is Drawn, Deliberately Crossing It And Bringing Some Of Them With Me Across The Line, And Having Them Be Happy That I Did.