I Think Sometimes People Think Cheerful Is

When I Was Growing Up, I Didn't Do Plays In Downtown Boston, And My Parents Weren't Putting Me In Auditions. They Never Thought, Oh, She Has A Gift! They Never Thought Of Me As An Entertainer When I Was A Young Kid.

If I'm Going To Be A Mess, I Might As Well Be A Hot Mess, Right?

Future Hipsters Will Love Me Ironically.

Later, When You're Grown Up, You Realize You Never Really Get To Hang Out With Your Family. You Pretty Much Have Only Eighteen Years To Spend With Them Full Time, And That's It.

Best Friend Isn't A Person, It's A Tier.