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Besides, Who Wants To Read About Success, Anyway? Successful Serial Murderers, Maybe.

I Didn't Completely Forget How To Be Nice Or Feminine Because I Have A Career.

I Never Want To Be Called The Funniest Indian Female Comedian That Exists. I Feel Like I Can Go Head-to-head With The Best White, Male Comedy Writers That Are Out There. Why Would I Want To Self-categorize Myself Into A Smaller Group Than I’m Able To Compete In?

I Think As Humans, No One Remembers Their Successes, Everyone Just Remembers Their Failures.

I Have A Great Job Writing For “the Office,” But, Really, All Television Writers Do Is Dream Of One Day Writing Movies. I’ll Put It This Way: At The Oscars The Most Famous Person In The Room Is, Like, Angelina Jolie. At The Emmys The Huge Exciting Celebrity Is Bethenny Frankel. You Get What I Mean.