I Think People Really Appreciate Clever Commercials,

I Became A Vegetarian After I Became Aware Of Factory Farming And Slaughterhouses And The Torture And Inhumane Handling Of All These Animals.

I Have A Severe Addiction To 'angry Birds.' I Always Tell Myself, 'one More Game...' But Then There's Always Another And Another And Another.

The Ethical Argument Regarding Abortion Hinges On The Question Of When Life Begins. Some Believe Life Begins At Forty.

It Is A Great Rush To Come Up With A Joke That Gets A Good Response From The Audience. It's Gold!

Me And Conan O'brien And Robert Smigel And Dana Carvey Wrote A Script Called 'hans And Franz: The Girlyman Dilemma,' And It Was Going To Be Co-produced With Arnold Schwarzenegger, And He Was Going To Co-star In It. We Had A Deal With Sony, We Got Paid To Write It, And It Was A Musical, But It Never Got Made Because...i Think Arnold Kind Of Backed Out At The Last Minute Because He Was Getting Cold Feet Because ;the Last Action Hero' Had Come Out, Where He Was Parodying Himself. But It Was A Really Funny Script, And I Wish It Could've Seen The Light, Because I Think It Would've Done Really Well.