I Think Life Is A Jape. Yours,

Jon Lied ... Loudly, As If That Could Make It True.

Start With Short Stories. After All, If You Were Taking Up Rock Climbing, You Wouldn't Start With Mount Everest. So If You're Starting Fantasy, Don't Start With A Nine-book Series.

It Was A Cruel Fate, Yet Not So Cruel As Mago's Will Be. I Promise You That, By The Old Gods And The New, By The Lamb God And The Horse God And Every God That Lives. I Swear By The Mother Of Mountains And The Womb Of The World. Before I Am Done With Them, Mago And Ko Jhaqo Will Plead For The Mercy They Showed Eroeh.

The Sea Is Never Weary. I Must Be As Tireless.

A Hedge Knight Must Hold Tight To His Pride. Without It, He Was No More Than A Sellsword