I Think It's Wonderful To Be Here.

I Wrapped A Movie Called 'zombieland,' In Which I Was Constantly Under Assault By Zombies, Then Flew To New York, Still Very Much In Character. With My Daughter At The Airport I Was Startled By A Paparazzo, Who I Quite Understandably Mistook For A Zombie.

There's Just Something Extraordinary About That Selma Hayek.

We've Killed A Million Iraqis Since The Start Of The Gulf War - Mostly By Blocking Humanitarian Aid.

You Know You Are In Love When The Two Of You Can Go Grocery Shopping Together.

I’m Not A Twinkie Lover. I Don’t Do Sugar Or Dairy Either.