I Think It's Difficult, If You're A

I'm A Real Kentish Maid, You Know.

When You Have Children Your House Smells Very Unpleasant All The Time.

Even Nice Things Don't Make You Happy When You're Tired.

My Mum Is Bright, Ambitious, Well Read, Political And Very Bolshie: When My Dad Was Conscripted Into The Army And Posted To Libya, She Convinced Some General To Let Her Go With Him. I Don't Know How She Managed It.

I Am A Hip-hop Artist, As You Probably Know. My Hip-hop Name Is Big Smalls.