I Think I'm What They Call A

Like God's Own Chocolate, I'd Lick Her Shadow Off A Hot Sidewalk

The Netherworld Is Timeless And Unchanging, And Boring -- Much Like A Doctor's Waiting Room.

Like Most Beta Males, He Didn't Realize That Being A Good Guy Was Not Necessarily An Attraction To Women.

I Could Stand On My Head And Flick The Bean Right There At The Dinner Table And My Mom Would Be All, "honey, Christmas Is Family Time, We Should Be Together" And Make Me Finish In Front Of Everyone.

Enchantment And Seduction Were Fine Means Of Persuasion, But When Time Is Short, An Awkward But Quick Concussion Could Better Serve A Girl's Purpose.