I Think I Did Pretty Well, Considering

I Started A Grease Fire At Mcdonald's - Threw A Match In The Cook's Hair.

She Tried To Get Even With Him Through Psychological Warfare But Couldn't, Because He Didn't Care.

I Was Deeply Unhappy, But I Didn't Know It Because I Was So Happy All The Time.

Some Nights, Alone, He Thinks Of Her, And Some Nights, Alone, She Thinks Of Him. Some Night These Thoughts, Separated By Miles And Time Zones, Occur At The Same Objective Moment, And Ray And Mirabelle Are Connected Without Ever Knowing It.

I Believe That Sex Is One Of The Most Beautiful, Natural, Wholesome Things That Money Can Buy.