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I Think Through Education, Belief In God, And Good Engineering, Our Children Become A Lot Better At What They're Doing Than We Did, And That Starts With The Very First Sign Of Life On The Face Of This Earth.

If I'm Out Trailriding, I Have A Favorite Motorcycle. Riding On The Road, I've Got A Favorite. If I'm Jumping, I Have A Favorite, And If I'm Racing, I Have A Favorite.

I Really Think We Should Pass A Law In Every State, I Don't Care Whether It Takes The Independence Away From An Old Person Or Not. You Shouldn't Be Driving A Car If You're Over The Age Of 80. Maybe Even Less Than That.

You'd Think A Guy Who Has Broken 35 Bones In His Body Would Have A High Pain Threshold, But Mine Is Pretty Low. I Got Hit In The Shin With A Golf Ball Once And It Almost Brought Tears To My Eyes. I've Had Broken Bones That Didn't Hurt As Bad.

No Prince, No King, No President Has Ever Lived A Better Life Than I Have!