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You'd Think A Guy Who Has Broken 35 Bones In His Body Would Have A High Pain Threshold, But Mine Is Pretty Low. I Got Hit In The Shin With A Golf Ball Once And It Almost Brought Tears To My Eyes. I've Had Broken Bones That Didn't Hurt As Bad.

I Did Everything By The Seat Of My Pants. That's Why I Got Hurt So Much.

I Always Wanted To Live To About 70. I Thought That'd Be A Good Age.

She (my Ex-wife) Wanted Me To Stop Being Evel Knievel. I Am Who I Am. I'm Not Going To Change. I'll Settle Down The Day They Put Me In A Six-foot Pine Box.

I've Always Lived By The Creed That You're Never A Failure In Life When You Fall As Long As You Try And Get Up.