I Can Say The Lord's Prayer In

I Always Knew How To Draw A Crowd.

You'd Think A Guy Who Has Broken 35 Bones In His Body Would Have A High Pain Threshold, But Mine Is Pretty Low. I Got Hit In The Shin With A Golf Ball Once And It Almost Brought Tears To My Eyes. I've Had Broken Bones That Didn't Hurt As Bad.

I Think I Coulda Landed On A Dime. I Really Do.

I Think These Shows With The Young Kids Doing These Jumps, Doing These Fantastic Back Flips, I Think They're Absolutely Great. They Did What I Never Did.

I've Been In A Treatment Center For Drinkin'. I Stayed For Two Days, Then Escaped.