I Think I Am, Therefore, I Am...

I Should Think It Takes A Fairly Low Intellect To Draw Pleasure From The Following Activity: Hitting A Ball With A Crooked Stick. And Then Walking After It! An Then ..hitting It Again!

The Only Person Who Is With Us Our Entire Life, Is Ourselves.

The Mayfly Lives Only One Day. And Sometimes It Rains.

In The United States, Anybody Can Be President. That's The Problem.

Sometimes Guys'll Say To You, 'have A Good One'. I Say, 'i Already Have A Good One. Now I'm Looking For A Longer One'.