I Think Crime Pays. The Hours Are

My One Regret In Life Is That I Am Not Someone Else.

I'm Not A Big Believer In The Sense Of Jews Having A Monopoly On Comedy.

Paranoia Is Knowing All The Facts.

The Universe Is Merely A Fleeting Idea In God's Mind -- A Pretty Uncomfortable Thought, Particularly If You've Just Made A Down Payment On A House.

Today I Saw A Red And Yellow Sunset And Thought, How Insignificant I Am! Of Course, I Thought That Yesterday Too, And It Rained.