I Think Crime Pays. The Hours Are

Those Who Can't Do, Teach. And Those Who Can't Teach, Teach Gym.

My Mind Can Never Know My Body, Although It Has Become Quite Friendly With My Legs.

Basically I Am A Low-culture Person. I Prefer Watching Baseball With A Beer And Some Meatballs.

My Films Are A Form Of Psychoanalysis, Except That It Is I Who Am Paid, Which Changes Everything.

I'm Awash In Self-contempt!