I Think Crime Pays. The Hours Are

The Chief Problem About Death, Incidentally, Is The Fear That There May Be No Afterlife - A Depressing Thought, Particularly For Those Who Bothered To Shave. Also, There Is The Fear That There Is An Afterlife But No One Will Know Where It's Being Held. On The Plus Side, Death Is One Of The Few Things That Can Be Done As Easily Laying Down.

90% Of Success In Life Is Showing Up

God Is Silent. Now If Only Man Would Shut Up.

Doing Abominations Is Against The Law, Particularly If The Abominations Are Done While Wearing A Lobster Bib.

In My Next Life I Want To Live Backwards. Start Out Dead And Finish Off As An Orgasm.