I Think Anybody In Front Of A

If You're The President You Only Have Two Jobs: Peace And Money.

I Think Anybody In Front Of A Crowd Is A Comedian.

I'll Go With The Guy With One House. The Guy With One House Is Scared About Losing His House.

Though Part Of Me Had Always Wanted To Be A Comedian, Another Part Of Me Had Always Wanted To Be Bryant Gumbel Or Dan Rather.

I Don't Think My Comedy Is That Political. It's More Social. But Whatever. When You Make Comedy And You Do Stand-up, You Work Alone. Movies Have To Go Under So Much Scrutiny. A Stand-up Special Is A Vision, And A Movie Is A Consensus In A Lot Of Ways.