I Thank God For Elvis Presley. I

That's What Tina Turner Did, Too - Sang Blues Up-tempo - And They Called It Rock 'n' Roll.

I Gave Up Rock 'n' Roll For The Rock Of Ages! I Used To Be A Glaring Homosexual Until God Changed Me!

I Was Washing Dishes At The Greyhound Bus Station At The Time And I Said, 'awap Bop A Lup Bop A Wop Bam Boom, Take 'em Out!'

I Love God, And I'm A Follower.

Elvis Was God-given, There's No Other Explanation. A Messiah Comes Around Every Few Thousand Years, And Elvis Was It This Time.