I Got A Girl Named Bony Maronie,

A-bop-bop-a-loom-op-a-lop-bop-boom.

Gay People Are The Sweetest, Kindest, Most Artistic, Warmest And Most Thoughtful People In The World. And Since The Beginning Of Time All They've Ever Been Is Kicked.

Like, My Mother Would Have Company Over, And I Would Sing So They'd Pay Attention To Me.

Greed Has Taken The Whole Universe, And Nobody Is Worried About Their Soul.

It's Hard To Have A Friend When Your Name's A Household Word.