I Tell You Folks, All Politics Is

Now These Fellows In Washington Wouldn't Be So Serious And Particular If They Only Had To Vote On What They Thought Was Good For The Majority Of The People In The U.s. That Would Be A Cinch. But What Makes It Hard For Them Is Every Time A Bill Comes Up They Have Things To Decide That Have Nothing To Do With The Merit Of The Bill. The Principal Thing Is Of Course: What Will This Do For Me Personally Back Home?

It's The Fellow Who Knows When To Quit That The Audience Wants More Of.

You Can Take Any Line Of Business And Skill And The Ones Who Do It The Best Are The Ones Who Get The Most Money For It.

We Have Killed More People Celebrating Our Independence Day Than We Lost Fighting For It.

They Call It The Latin Quarter Because Nobody There Is Latin And Nobody Has A Quarter.