I Take My Children Everywhere, But They

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To Reduce Stress, Avoid Excitement. Spend More Time With Your Spouse.

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It's Mandatory In This Day And Age To Be Considered To Have A Sense Of Humor And To Demonstrate It. You're Not Paying Me For A Joke, You're Paying Me For The Right Joke.