I Survived My Childhood By Birthing Many

Experts Say You Should Never Hit Your Children In Anger. When Is A Good Time? When You're Feeling Festive?

After My 1985 Appearance On The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson, I Was Wooed By Producers In Hollywood, Who Told Me They Wanted To Turn My Act Into A Sitcom.

My Best Friend Linda Is Leaving Her Husband Just Because He Is Unfaithful To Her. That Is No Reason To Leave The Person. I Feel Like After That, You Should Stay With Them And Make Sure That The Rest Of Their Life Is Sheer Hell.

I'm Not Upset About My Divorce. I'm Only Upset That I'm Not A Widow.

I Actually Get More Conservative When I'm In Vegas.