I Suffer The Terrible Disease Of Low

I Do Find It Odd People Choose To Do Stuff That Makes Them Look Like Crazy Hollywood Faces, But I've Got Zero Judgment.

I Just Can't Seem To Make Myself Care About What I Look Like When I Am Working Out.

I'm Most Certainly Not The Beatles.

Kids Think The World Is About Them, So If You Forgot To Put The Right Flavor Yogurt In Their Lunch, And They Have Too Much Homework When They Come Home, They're Like, "you Know I Hate Peach!" There's A Part Of Me That's Like, "i'm So Sorry. I Could Have Shown My Love More."

Children Are Like Crazy, Drunken Small People In Your House.