I Still Believe In Rock And Roll,

Elvis Was The Only Man From Northeast Mississippi Who Could Shake His Hips And Still Be Loved By Rednecks, Cops, And Hippies.

Is It Time For Your Medication Or Mine?

What Would Pop-eye Do In A Tight Spot Like This?

I Got Quarters In My Loafers Trying To Fight Inflation When It Only Used To Take A Cent.

While My Mind Is Flexible, These Brittle Bones Don't Bend.