I Spent Most Of My Adult Life

I'm Bald, Blind And Pale. I'm Like A Gigantic Recessive Gene.

Playing Frisbee With A Five Year Old Is Amazingly Similar To Chasing After A Frisbee.

It's Kind Of Hard To Articulate, But, Like, This Notion Of Mercy, Forgiveness, Was Very Appealing For Me. It Was Very Profound. And It Had A Deep Impact, And I Think It Still Does.

There Was [ In New York] - Some Of It Was This Perception Of The Midwest That I Realized In This Multicultural City That - And I Don't Think It's As True As It Was - But Everyone Was Kind Of Like, What, Are You Jewish? Are You Italian? What Are You? You Know, Are You Black? Are You Da-da-da? Are You Puerto Rican? And So I Ended Up - My Ethnic Identity Was Midwestern, Was White Bread. And So It Informed A Lot Of My Stand-up.

A Lot Of The Teachings Really Kind Of Keep Me Grounded.