I Sought A Great Performer Who Would

Our Meaning Is To Make Our Little Planet Earth A Better Place To Live, To Stop Wars, Disarm Nuclear Missiles, To Stop Diseases, Aids, Plague, Cancer And To Stop Pollution.

I Believe In Past Lives But I Know Nothing About Mine And I Don't Want To Know. I Live In The Present, Taking One Day At A Time.

We're All Brilliant At Something. I Discovered My Powers When I Was Four Years Old. When You're Young You're More In Touch With Your Real Talents, But So Often The 30 Year Slog Knocks It Out Of People.

I'll No Longer Say That I Have Supernatural Powers. I Am An Entertainer. I Want To Do A Good Show. My Entire Character Has Changed.

Either The Phone Is So Seriously Thin And Flimsy That It Is Bendable With Mere Physical Force, Which I Cannot Believe Given The Extensive Tests Apple Would Have Done. Or -- And This Is Far More Plausible -- Somehow The Energy And Excitement Of The 10 Million People Who Purchased Iphones Has Awakened Their Mind Powers And Caused The Phones To Bend.