I Sort Of Think Of Myself As

I Get An Abundance Of E-mail Every Day, Some Say 'dear Richard, Can You Call My Husband, He Weighs 400 Pounds...' Or 'my 14-year-old Is 200 Pounds...' Or 'i Just Got Divorced, No One Wants Me, I Am 500 Pounds.' So I Pick Up The Phone And I Call People.

I Do Consider Myself A Clown And A Court Jester, And I Do Love To Make People Laugh, Whether They're Laughing With Me Or At Me.

You Know, If Your Parents Didn't Have You, They'd Be Living In A Nicer Home, Driving A Mercedes-benz, With Money In The Bank And A Boat. But Noooooo. They Had To Have You! You've Got To Give Back!

Well Mine Is Not Gimmicky - It Is The 6 Food Groups That God Made, And Exercising Every Day. Trying To Think Positively.

The Real Pride, The Real Present, Is Your Health And Your Longevity.