I See No Objection To Stoutness, In

Society Has Quite Forsaken All Her Wicked Courses, Which Empties Our Police Courts, And Abolishes Divorces.

Things Are Seldom What They Seem.

I Always Voted At My Party's Call, And I Never Thought Of Thinking For Myself At All.

On My Face Extended Flat I Was Walloped With A Cat For Listening At The Key-hole Of The Door.

And That Singular Anomaly, The Lady Novelist-- I Don't Think She'd Be Missed--i'm Sure She'd Not Be Missed!