I See Myself Rather Like An Old

There Is No Such Thing In Life As Normal.

Madonna Is Closer To Organised Prostitution Than Anything Else.

I Once Bought A Manchester United Hat, Which I Think Was 12 Shillings, And Somebody Ran Up Behind Me And Pulled It Off And Just Ran Ahead. I Thought, 'it's A Very Cruel World, I'm Not Prepared For This'. And I Decided To Get My Revenge On Society.

This Position I've Held ... It Pays May Way And It Corrodes My Soul.

Can You Squeeze Me Into An Empty Page Of Your Diary And Psychologically Save Me?