There Is No Such Thing In Life

I Was Wasting My Time, Praying For Love. For A Love That Never Comes, From Someone Who Does Not Exist.

I Think I'm A Realist. Which People Who Don't Like Me Consider To Be Pessimism. It Isn't Pessimism At All. If I Was A Pessimist I Wouldn't Get Up, I Wouldn't Shave, I Wouldn't Watch Batman At 7:30 A.m. Pessimists Just Don't Do That Sort Of Thing.

I'm Capable Of Looking On The Bright Side. I Just Don't Do It Very Often.

We Hate William And Kate

The Fire In The Belly Is Essential, Otherwise You Become Michael Buble - Famous And Meaningless.