I See Her As One Great Stampede

Wit Ought To Be A Glorious Treat Like Caviar; Never Spread It About Like Marmalade.

Hollywood Is A Place Where Some People Lie On The Beach And Look Up At The Stars, Whereas Other People Lie On The Stars And Look Down At The Beach.

Squash - That's Not Exercise, It's Flagellation.

A Perfect Martini Should Be Made By Filling A Glass With Gin Then Waving It In The General Direction Of Italy.

Of Course, The Age-old Tradition That A Star Must Appear Even If He Or She Is Practically Dying Is An Excellent One, But It Can Be Carried Too Far. I One Played A Performance Of The Knight Of The Burning Pestle With A Temperature Of 103 And Gave Sixteen Members Of The Company Mumps, Thereby Closing The Play And Throwing Everybody Out Of Work. There May Be A Moral Lurking Somewhere In This, But I Cannot For The Life Of Me Discover What It Is.