I Respect People Who Promote The Way

I'm Not Gay, Although I Wish I Were, Just To Piss Off The Homophobes.

If It's Illegal To Rock And Roll, Throw My Ass In Jail!

I'm Not Well-read, But When I Read, I Read Well.

I'll Be The First To Admit That We're The 90's Version Of Cheap Trick Or The Knack...

She Eyes Me Like A Pisces.