I Regularly Sell Out More In England

Ladies And Gentlemen, You Can't Please Everyone. Take My Girlfriend - I Think She's The Most Remarkable Woman In The World. . . . That's Me . . . But To My Wife . . .

Blacks Can Get Into Medical School With A Lower Grade ... If That's True, A Jew Should Be Able To Play Basketball With A Lower Net.

It's Not A Query Of Staying Wholesome. It's A Query Of Discovering A Illness You Want.

I Am Excited About Getting Back To What I Do Best And What My Audience Likes Best, I Am Writing New Jokes Every Day And Soon Ill Be Telling Them Every Night. Just Me, One Jew Talking And That's It.

People Come To My Shows And Know That They're Going To Hear About What's Going On In The World - What's Happening At The Moment. My Material Is As New As Anything On The Dinner Table.