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I Can't Pretend That I'm A Great Student Of The Art Of Comedy Because Anybody That Becomes Philosophical About Humor Doesn't Know What He's Talking About.

There Are More Democratic Schmucks Than There Are Republican Ones.

My Material Is As New As Anything On The Dinner Table. What Difference Does It Make If I'm 70 Or If I'm 20? The Audience Knows They Aren't Getting Any Old Stories From Me.

Only The Republican Party Cares About The Issues That Concern Me.

My Comedy Doesn't Come From Any Calculations And Studies.