I Refer To Jet Lag As 'jet-psychosis

I'm Kind Of This Control Freak That Likes To Create His Own Hells Before The Real One Can Get To Him

I Was Darkly Convinced That At Age 52 I Would Kill Myself Because My Mother Committed Suicide At That Age. I Was Fantasizing That She Was Waiting For Me On The Other Side Of The Grave.

He Won't Fly On The Balinese Airline, Garuda, Because He Won't Fly On Any Airline Where The Pilots Believe In Reincarnation.

I Consulted A Therapist At Mass. General. After About 20 Minutes, He Stopped Me And Said, 'you're Just A Big Existential Garbage Pail. Go Home And Relax.'

Skiing Is Better Than Sex Actually, Because For Me A Good Round Of Sex Might Be Seven Minutes. Skiing You Can Do For Seven Hours.