I Really Wasn't A Class Clown.

Once A Year My Back Will Go Out And It'll Be... It's Like A Sciatic Thing And It's The Smallest Thing. Like I Could Be Leaning Over The Sink To Brush My Teeth In A Weird Way And It Happens.

Imagine What I Could Have Done In Ten Years. I Could Have Learned To Speak Japanese. I Could Have Played Every Rpg Video Game Ever Created, And If I Spoke Japanese I Could Have Played The Foreign Ones Too! Man, I Could Have Built A Spaceship In My Backyard And Flew It To The Moon And Back, If I Wanted.

When My Dad Was Young He Shot Marbles. When I Was Young I Played Marble Madness On My Nintendo Entertainment System.

Thanksgiving, Man. Not A Good Day To Be My Pants.

Back In '93 I Saw My First Ufc Fight And Just Became Enamored By It Then.