I Really Feel Like It's A Travesty

Have You Ever Talked To Someone, And You're Not Even Really Talking To Them? Actors Are The Worst For That.

Maybe We Can Combine 2 Things That Everybody Loves. Helping Out The Poor And Blow Jobs.

By Putting Yourself In That Intense Form Of Stress, It Makes Regular Life More Peaceful.

It's Painful For Me To Watch Someone Who Isn't Funny. It's Horrifying To Sit In The Back And Watch Some Guy Who Just Totally Sucks.

People Do Always Try To Smoke Pot With Me. But I Think Some Of Those People Are Cops.