I Read That Heavy Drinking Is Bad

I'm Still Going To Disney World.

Hey Steve, No Offense, But If You Couldn't Shoot, There Would Be No Reason For You To Be Alive.

Just Because You Say Something Doesn't Make It Controversial, And It Doesn't Make You A Bad Person.

I'd Never Buy My Girl A Watch... She's Already Got A Clock Over The Stove.

Everybody In New York Thinks The Knicks Are Playboy Bunnies, And I Have Been Telling Them For Years The Knicks Are A Rabbit. They're Closer To A Playboy Bunny This Year But For The Last Few Years These Guys Are Like, 'we Have A Really Good Team!' And I Say, 'you Really Think That?' And I Say, 'no, They Don't.' But This Is The Best Team They've Had In A While.