I Read In Self-defense.

There's An Old Joke - Um... Two Elderly Women Are At A Catskill Mountain Resort, And One Of 'em Says, "boy, The Food At This Place Is Really Terrible." The Other One Says, "yeah, I Know; And Such Small Portions." Well, That's Essentially How I Feel About Life - Full Of Loneliness, And Misery, And Suffering, And Unhappiness, And It's All Over Much Too Quickly.

Bisexuality Immediately Doubles Your Chances For A Date On Saturday Night.

Who Bothers To Cook Tv Dinners? I Suck Them Frozen.

It's A Match Made In Heaven...by A Retarded Angel.

I Love Nature, I Just Don't Want To Get Any Of It On Me.