I Quickly Laugh At Everything For Fear

To Obtain A Woman Who Loves You, You Must Treat Her As If She Didn't.

Vilify! Vilify! Some Of It Will Always Stick.

A Writer's Inspiration Is Not Just To Create. He Must Eat Three Times A Day.

As Long As I Don't Write About The Government, Religion, Politics, And Other Institutions, I Am Free To Print Anything.

If A Thing Isn't Worth Saying, You Sing It.