Today If Something Is Not Worth Saying,

I Make Myself Laugh At Everything, So That I Do Not Weep.

Vilify! Vilify! Some Of It Will Always Stick.

To Make A Living, Craftiness Is Better Than Learnedness.

As Long As I Don't Write About The Government, Religion, Politics, And Other Institutions, I Am Free To Print Anything.

I Would Rather Worry Without Need Than Live Without Heed.