I Put Fruit On Top Of My

Sometimes I Get Really Lonely. Especially When I'm Throwing A Frisbee.

I'm Against Picketing, But I Don't Know How To Show It.

I'm A Heroine Addict. I Need To Have Sex With Women Who Have Saved Someone's Life.

When You're In Hollywood And You're A Comedian, Everybody Wants You To Do Other Things. All Right, You're A Stand-up Comedian, Can You Write Us A Script? That's Not Fair. That's Like If I Worked Hard To Become A Cook, And I'm A Really Good Cook, They'd Say, "ok, You're A Cook. Can You Farm?"

I Played In A Death-metal Band. People Either Loved Us Or Hated Us. Or They Thought We Were Ok.