If Carrots Got You Drunk, Rabbits Would

If Carrots Got You Drunk, Rabbits Would Be Messed-up.

If My Kid Couldn't Draw I'd Make Sure That My Kitchen Magnets Didn't Work.

I Had A Paper Route When I Was A Kid. I Was Supposed To Go To 2,000 Houses. Or Two Dumpsters.

I Don't Want To Have My Face On The Cover Of A Wheaties Box. I Wanna Have My Face On The Cover Of A Rice Krispies Box. "snap, Krackle, Mitch And Pop"!

I Like To Smoke A Pipe, Because It's The Punch Line Indicator. Whenever I Take A Hit Of The Pipe, You Should Be Laughing.